By Zoe Mason
October 8, 2019
For my first article for Omnibus, I thought it'd be cool to list the best worst advice I've received, given, or overheard on campus at SBU. Maybe you've heard some of these as well! If you have, I'm incredibly sorry. Without further ado, here they are:
Come back to the dorm at 3 am and expect a parking spot to be open.
Please park in a dorm parking lot when you don’t live in that dorm.
Run to class when it is icy.
Please don’t cancel class when the wind chill is -100.
Eat Mellers for every meal of every day.
Stay past curfew every night so you can keep repeating curfew every semester.
Fail or drop out of half of your classes so you are technically a freshman in your sophomore
year.
Please don’t turn on the air conditioning until May.
Keep screaming at 3 am when people are trying to sleep.
Please don’t salt sidewalks during the winter.
Keep stalking your spy week target 3 weeks after spy week ended.
Wait until it is your turn to scan your ID at Mellers to get your ID out of your bag.
Take up two parking spots in the Union parking lot.
Sneak a girl into a boy dorm.
Please don’t write your name down on the laundry board so we have to wait two hours to dry
our clothes.
There you have it! The best worst advice one can receive, give, or overhear at SBU's Bolivar campus. Fortunately, there is always terrible advice going around, so this list is bound to grow as time goes on.
The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of Infuse Student Media or Southwest Baptist University.
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