By Morgan Hixson
25 April 2019
Alas, Mellers Dining Facility
What vocabularic words can thus be said about thee?
Might one try the sweet, sweet words of poetry
Or perhaps the humble, down to earth words of honesty?
It would be a fusion of both were it left up to me…
Oh wait! It is, as you can see
I must say, dear Mellers, you are no five-star
There have been times when you have set a low bar
Be it pasta with drywall, or nuggets with char
I do believe my insides have many a scar
From once trying to digest what appeared to be tar
But do not think ‘bad’ is all that you are
For there are days when you do even the score
And cook delicacies which leave us all wanting more
To which us students engage in a line war
Where going for seconds is often quite the chore
On days like these I regret walking out your door
Instead of going back to get helping number four
In the end, fair Mellers, what can I say?
Your talents swing wildly from day to day
Overall I suppose you are adequately okay
But do allow me one last word, if I may
We really do love you, despite what we relay:
For where else might we dine without having to pay?
The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of Infuse Student Media or Southwest Baptist University.
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